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Slade: I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless little friends!
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G: Do you know the Muffin Man?
F: The Muffin Man?
G: The Muffin Man.
F: Yes I know the Muffin Man...who lives on Drewry Lane?
G: Well she's married to the Muffin Man.
F: THE MUFFIN MAN??!!
G: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
F: She's married to the Muffin Man...
I did Raven's outfits first
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Slade: I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless little friends!
Yay, Raven's my fav!
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G: Do you know the Muffin Man?
F: The Muffin Man?
G: The Muffin Man.
F: Yes I know the Muffin Man...who lives on Drewry Lane?
G: Well she's married to the Muffin Man.
F: THE MUFFIN MAN??!!
G: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
F: She's married to the Muffin Man...
Ha ha... I'll be at these things for hours on end it's really sad actually.
Raven!
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"I have an idea, let's make it rain blood instead" ~Gaara
Yay Raven!
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Slade: I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless little friends!
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Slade: I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless little friends!
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